A few years ago I met an officer of the Artillery, who,
after having served in various parts of the world, had just
been appointed to a command in this Presidency. Con-
versation happened to turn upon cookery, and the Colonel
soon proved himself to be a man who had for years studied
the science con amore. He had had little or no experience
of Indian life, and he expressed himself agi^eeably sur-
prised, rather than otherwise, at the style of living to
which he had been introduced. " But," he said, " preserve
me from your dinners of ceremony." He had arrived,
he told me, quite unexpectedly a few evenings before, and
had been at once invited to the Mess ; the dinner, — just
the ordinary daily one, — was, he thought, excellent, and
so it was the next day, and the day following, but on the
fourth day he was formally invited to dine as a Mess
guest, and that was a very different affair. Considerable
expense had been incurred, he observed, on this occasion
in tinned provisions, but with the worst possible result.
There was a dish of preserved salmon hot, and sodden ; the
entrees were spoilt by the introduction of terrible sausages,
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and muslirooms ; and the tinned vegetables were mined
by being -wrongly treated by the cook. " There are few
men," the Colonel went on, " who have had more to do
with preserved provisions than I have, but until I attended
this big Indian dinner, I never saw such things actually
regarded as delicacies, and put upon the table to the exclu-
sion of the good fresh food procurable in the market."
This is the proper way of looking at this question. There
will be times and places, when and where you will be
obliged to fall back upon Messrs. Crosse and Blackwell, and
be thankful. Until those evil days come upon you, how-
ever, do not anticipate your penance, but strive to make
the food you can easily procui-e, palatable and good by
scientific treatment.
I look upon tinned provisions in the hands of Rama-
samy as the cloaks of carelessness, and slovenly cooking.
He thinks that the * tin' will cover a multitude of sins, so
takes comparatively little pains with the dish that it
accompanies.
There are many ladies who, when giving out stores for
a dinner party, have no hesitation in issuing ' tins' to the
value of many rupees, but if asked for extra cream, butter,
eggs, and gravy-meat, — the true essentials of cookery, —
begin to consider themselves imposed upon. The poverty
of our cookery in India results almost wholly from our
habit of ignoring these things, the very backbone, as it
were, of the cook's art. If an English cook, surrounded
with the best market supplies in the world, be helpless
without her stock, her kitchen butter, and her cream and
eggs, how much more should Ramasamy be pitied if he
be refused those necessaries, for his materials stand in
far greater need of assistance.
In the matter of firewood and charcoal too, I am aware
that there is often a difierence of opinion between the
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Presented as published in 1885. Historical recipes may not meet modern food-safety standards. Cook from the modern interpretation, not the original instructions.
AI-modernized reading of the original text
A few years ago I met an officer of the Artillery, who, after having served in various parts of the world, had just been appointed to a command in this Presidency. Conversation happened to turn upon cookery, and the Colonel soon proved himself to be a man who had for years studied the science con amore. He had had little or no experience of Indian life, and he expressed himself agreeably surprised, rather than otherwise, at the style of living to which he had been introduced. " But," he said, " preserve me from your dinners of ceremony." He had arrived, he told me, quite unexpectedly a few evenings before, and had been at once invited to the Mess ; the dinner, — just the ordinary daily one, — was, he thought, excellent, and so it was the next day, and the day following, but on the fourth day he was formally invited to dine as a Mess guest, and that was a very different affair. Considerable expense had been incurred, he observed, on this occasion in tinned provisions, but with the worst possible result. There was a dish of preserved salmon hot, and sodden ; the entrees were spoilt by the introduction of terrible sausages,
and muslirooms ; and the tinned vegetables were ruined by being wrongly treated by the cook. " There are few men," the Colonel went on, " who have had more to do with preserved provisions than I have, but until I attended this big Indian dinner, I never saw such things actually regarded as delicacies, and put upon the table to the exclusion of the good fresh food procurable in the market." This is the proper way of looking at this question. There will be times and places, when and where you will be obliged to fall back upon Messrs. Crosse and Blackwell, and be thankful. Until those evil days come upon you, however, do not anticipate your penance, but strive to make the food you can easily procure, palatable and good by scientific treatment.
I look upon tinned provisions in the hands of Ramasamy as the cloaks of carelessness, and slovenly cooking. He thinks that the * tin' will cover a multitude of sins, so takes comparatively little pains with the dish that it accompanies.
There are many ladies who, when giving out stores for a dinner party, have no hesitation in issuing ' tins' to the value of many rupees, but if asked for extra cream, butter, eggs, and gravy-meat, — the true essentials of cookery, — begin to consider themselves imposed upon. The poverty of our cookery in India results almost wholly from our habit of ignoring these things, the very backbone, as it were, of the cook's art. If an English cook, surrounded with the best market supplies in the world, be helpless without her stock, her kitchen butter, and her cream and eggs, how much more should Ramasamy be pitied if he be refused those necessaries, for his materials stand in far greater need of assistance.
In the matter of firewood and charcoal too, I am aware that there is often a difierence of opinion between the
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