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Practical gastronomy and culinary dictionary

1892

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Presented as published in 1892. Historical recipes may not meet modern food-safety standards. Cook from the modern interpretation, not the original instructions.
Amongst the dishes of the middle ages we find mention, in a catalogue of extras suitable for a grand and formal repast, of *' an umble pie." This dish, provided for those " below the salt," was composed of the " umbles," or entrails, of the deer, and anti- quaries claim to have found in it the origin of the colloquial phrase of to-day — "to eat humble pie." But it is among the ancients that we must look for the really heroic days of feasting and eating. In quite early time the appetite seems to have been simply voracious, unstimulated as it was by the refinements of luxury to which the Romans attained. Theogenes and Milo are both credited with having devoured an ox at a single sitting ; Astydamas of Miletus ate for supper portions quite as large ; Canubis, of Lydia, is not the only potentate believed to have been guilty of cannibalism. To come to later times, Fuller relates the case of one Nicholas Wood who, in providing for a feast, was considered a culinary artist, and rose in importance. To be indifferent to the description of food served up was to wound this personage in his tenderest feelings. The Duke of Wellington lost the services of a good chef for no other reason than that he was careless regarding the quality of his meals. " I cannot stay with him," said the wounded artist. 80 PRACTICAL GASTRONOMY " I cook him a dinner fit for the king, he say nothing ! I go out, and leave the dinner to ze stupid cookmaid — again he say nothing." A more pomted rebuke was administered to the Duke by the celebrated epicure Cambaceres, who invited him to a banquet, and, piqued at his not praising the excellence of the cuisine, asked his opinion of some particular dish. " It is very good," was the reply, " but, to tell the truth, I hardly know what I eat." The disgusted epicure cried, "then why did you come to dine with me ? " Besides the indifferent and the abnormal, some persons possess what may be called a diseased appetite. Tastes differ widely regarding food. Many persons would not object to partake of the meal Kmg James said he would provide " for the devil if he asked him t© dinner " — pork and "a pipe for digestion." I will not dwell on cannibal banquets, nor on the peculiar method of the interment of a husband's ashes practised by the Queen of Mausolus. The old " fire-eaters," so common at country fairs a generation ago, professed to find a supportmg diet in fuel and flames. Among the many attacks made upon Dr. Johnson after his acceptance of a pension from the Government was one purporting to be written by a famous '* fire-eater " at Bartholomew Fair. He complains that Dr. Johnson has been rewarded for ** writing well," and Sheridan for " speak- ing well," but that he himself has received nothing for " eating well." This unappreciated genius declares that his favourite mess is "brimstone and fire," and that if THE ART OF COOKERY 31