herself; but, after her first taste, she found how hungry
she was.
"It's the best toast I ever ate," said her mother,
"and Mary Frances, dear, I feel much better already."
She would have said more had not Mary Frances'
brother bounded up the stairs two steps at a time
with,
"What do you think! I met Father downtown, and
he says Aunt Maria's coming over to keep house for us.
In the daytime, she must be at home; but she'll come
over to get breakfast for us, and we'll go there for our
dinners — and Father says Mother is going to the
seashore to have a ' perfect rest ' until she's well. Any-
how, I'm glad we won't starve. I wish Sis knew how
to cook!" and he teasingly pulled one of Mary Frances'
curls.
"Hush, Brother!" said the mother, "you should
have been here to see the lovely Milk Toast Sister just
brought me. It was the best I ever ate — and she made
it all herself."
"Almost!" said Mary Frances.
"Oh, yes," said her mother, "the dear little girlie
wants Toaster to get part of the praise."
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"Ha, ha!" laughed Brother, and Mary Frances,
somehow, couldn't explain about the Kitchen Folks.
Instead, ''When does Aunt Maria come?" she
asked. "Does she come to-night?"
"She's coming right over," answered her brother.
"Oh, oh!" thought Mary Frances, "I must warn
the Kitchen People."
"Brother," she began, nervously, "you stay with
Mother — I want to take these things down."
But Brother was already sitting quietly near
Mother, and Mary Frances hurried softly downstairs.
"The poor dears! The poor dears!" she kept
whispering all the way down.
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CHAPTER IV
MABY FRANCES WARNS THE KITCHEN FOLKS
TO the kitchen door she ran, and was about to
rush out, when she thought she heard voices —
thin, little voices they were — so she peeped out,
for the door was ajar, — and this is what she saw:
Toaster Man, all tired out, was leaning back in a
chair, snoring softly; but all the other Kitchen People
were wide awake. It was Tea Kettle that was speaking :
"So, he put the eight feathers in a pan, and cooked
them "
"Who did?" asked Sauce Pan.
"The Jack Rabbit — and then he ate their fringe all
off, and gave the bones to the cat. Then he bragged
— ^he bragged that he'd eaten eight whole chickens at
once."
"Is that all?" asked Sauce Pan.
"Yes," said Tea Kettle.
"Humph!" said Sauce Pan. "Was that his recipe
for Fried Chicken?"
"My, I'd love to hear more about the Jack Rabbit,"
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thought Mary Frances, ''but I must warn them about
Aunt Maria"; and she hurried out into the kitchen.
''Listen!" she whispered, with upraised finger.
"Listen! — Mother is going away, and Aunt Maria's
coming over to keep house. Don't ever say a word —
she'll never understand you, and she'll scrub and scour
you till you ache, poor things! — she'll do that anyway,
but don't talk before her. I hurried down to warn
you — I was so afraid you might."
"Never fear," spoke up Tea Kettle; "we never,
never talk before 'grown-ups' — we can't help them.
I forgot to tell you — if you speak about us to anyone,
we can never, never speak again."
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herself; but, after her first taste, she found how hungry she was.
"It's the best toast I ever ate," said her mother, "and Mary Frances, dear, I feel much better already."
She would have said more had not Mary Frances' brother bounded up the stairs two steps at a time with,
"What do you think! I met Father downtown, and he says Aunt Maria's coming over to keep house for us. In the daytime, she must be at home; but she'll come over to get breakfast for us, and we'll go there for our dinners — and Father says Mother is going to the seashore to have a ' perfect rest ' until she's well. Anyhow, I'm glad we won't starve. I wish Sis knew how to cook!" and he teasingly pulled one of Mary Frances' curls.
"Hush, Brother!" said the mother, "you should have been here to see the lovely Milk Toast Sister just brought me. It was the best I ever ate — and she made it all herself."
"Almost!" said Mary Frances.
"Oh, yes," said her mother, "the dear little girlie wants Toaster to get part of the praise."
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mkt
[must warn the Mtchen peopleT
The Mary Frances Cook Book
"Ha, ha!" laughed Brother, and Mary Frances, somehow, couldn't explain about the Kitchen Folks.
Instead, "When does Aunt Maria come?" she asked. "Does she come to-night?"
"She's coming right over," answered her brother.
"Oh, oh!" thought Mary Frances, "I must warn the Kitchen People."
"Brother," she began, nervously, "you stay with Mother — I want to take these things down."
But Brother was already sitting quietly near Mother, and Mary Frances hurried softly downstairs.
"The poor dears! The poor dears!" she kept whispering all the way down.
CHAPTER IV
MABY FRANCES WARNS THE KITCHEN FOLKS
TO the kitchen door she ran, and was about to rush out, when she thought she heard voices — thin, little voices they were — so she peeped out, for the door was ajar, — and this is what she saw:
Toaster Man, all tired out, was leaning back in a chair, snoring softly; but all the other Kitchen People were wide awake. It was Tea Kettle that was speaking :
"So, he put the eight feathers in a pan, and cooked them "
"Who did?" asked Sauce Pan.
"The Jack Rabbit — and then he ate their fringe all off, and gave the bones to the cat. Then he bragged — ^he bragged that he'd eaten eight whole chickens at once."
"Is that all?" asked Sauce Pan.
"Yes," said Tea Kettle.
"Humph!" said Sauce Pan. "Was that his recipe for Fried Chicken?"
"My, I'd love to hear more about the Jack Rabbit,"
[27]
ToasterMan I
Then . he bragged
all tired out
'Alfl-stU ©^j^'^Hi ^jpr®^?
Mary Frances Warns the Kitchen Folks 29
thought Mary Frances, ''but I must warn them about Aunt Maria"; and she hurried out into the kitchen.
''Listen!" she whispered, with upraised finger. "Listen! — Mother is going away, and Aunt Maria's coming over to keep house. Don't ever say a word — she'll never understand you, and she'll scrub and scour you till you ache, poor things! — she'll do that anyway, but don't talk before her. I hurried down to warn you — I was so afraid you might."
"Never fear," spoke up Tea Kettle; "we never, never talk before 'grown-ups' — we can't help them. I forgot to tell you — if you speak about us to anyone, we can never, never speak again."